December 3rd, 2007

yo!, Dark Side 4 Eva

Crumpets!

Yo, Xbox Live, let's have a little chat - just you and me.

Yes, I am British (not deucedly British, just regular flavour.) I can put on a good upper class accent if I have the inclination and I can do a Mr Burns too. So it's odd when I am happily mungling around Halo 3 with people asking me if I want some crumpets. Or a cup of tea. Or a scone with clotted cream and jam.

So, once and for all, no, I do not want a cup of tea, nor do I want a crumpet, let alone a scone (I mean, seriously, do you know how messy a scone with clotted cream and jam is? How the hell am I supposed to cut a scone, put on some cream and jam AND eat it, also whilst using a 360 pad?).

Nor do I live in London and no, I don't know your friend who lives in a city with a population of 7.5 million people.

And I am not a "Limey Faggot". I am a Limey deragtory term for a straight person here

So, if you can do this, I'll try not to join the "Teenagers with Xbox Live Should Be Forcibly Castrated" bandwagon. We cool? Good man.
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